This smackdown is in honor of the assclown that was stumbling about drunkenly at the Pyramid in NYC last night. It will be short and to the point, being that I’m really tired and cranky as all-get-out.

The gist is this:

If you’re that drunk, go the fuck home.

If you think dancing the Maypole is the height of charm, go the fuck home.

If you’re standing in the middle of the dance floor like a plumb fool, staring at the ceiling because of the preeeettty lights, go the fuck home. (This is another pet peeve to be discussed at a later date).

For the drunken fool who will wake up tomorrow wishing he was dead:

Too bad, so sad. Be a man. Know your limits. And let that be that.

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